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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2015

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

In the latest dispatch from the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg mentions Mariah Carey, Martians and Michael Crichton.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Rehral, once again the Spartan and the World Group cast, takes to the ether from the

2:55.2

Christian, the corporations have made up so that our parents will poison our minds and

3:00.0

want us to be consumers who have nothing else but greed and acquisition forefront and

3:05.6

foremost in our hearts and hopes every moment.

3:08.6

Instead of the actual meaning of Christmas, which is that a man was nailed to a cross

3:14.1

in a few months from now and 32 years down the road and that somehow we celebrate his

3:18.2

birth in reverse on a night that we're not quite sure happened, but understand this,

3:23.4

it was one star and it did not move.

3:25.7

It was pretty weird.

3:26.7

It wasn't anomaly and a Neil deGrasse Tyson is going to do an entire special about it.

3:30.8

This one I think is going to be live with music.

3:35.1

In any case, to move the removable star, she carries on.

3:42.0

She says, some of the kids in my class, I won't name any names, mostly Robbie, say that there

3:47.9

is no sound of clasin that you're being fooled by your parents.

3:50.0

So I'm here to sign confused in co-facts.

3:54.5

Dear confused, I'm here to tell you that there is a Santa Claus and that he lives inside

3:58.7

each and every one of us.

4:00.6

Don't listen to your friends.

4:02.6

In fact, don't listen to anyone.

4:04.0

Do whatever you like.

4:05.4

Here's my advice to you.

4:06.7

Learn French and move out of the suburbs.

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