Collector Or Hoarder? w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 861

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy, Relationships

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Bad Thoughts Season 2 is now streaming on Netflix! Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Brea California on June 5th & 6th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0 Check out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse. SPONSORS: - If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/YMH - You can get $5 off your next order, including the Protein Pastries, at https://MagicSpoon.com/YMH - Head to https://quince.com/mom for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. - Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. Sup chomos! This week on Your Mamas Place, Tina is out doing some broad shit, so is Tom Segura is joined by comedian Joe DeRosa for a wide-ranging conversation that starts with ranking comedy's biggest peer pressure artists, from Rogan's blunt "don't be a bitch" to Chappelle's devastating silent look that you simply cannot say no to. They flip it around and dig into the opposite problem: friends who commit to a full night out and then bail halfway through dinner (you know who you are, Chrissy). Joe also opens up about the very real injustice of being perpetually single in a world that gives parents an automatic excuse for everything, then shares the best piece of comedy advice he ever received, straight from Patton Oswalt, about why every great joke needs a "moment of discovery." The guys get candid about their wildly different relationships with alcohol, including a truly unhinged Burt Kreischer story from Tallahassee. Then it's clip time featuring a cool collector with an encyclopedic knowledge of cheap plastic lawn chairs, a fully-committed DIY tooth extraction, a pizza shop owner fighting invisible gender discrimination, and a white woman reading some hilarious Instagram insults about her dumb sun outfit. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 861 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:36 - Peer Pressure 00:08:41 - I Can't, I Have Kids 00:15:00 - Patton Oswalt's Game-Changing Comedy Advice 00:19:04 - Saying Yes Is Worth It 00:23:02 - Drinking Confessions & The Tallahassee Terror 00:34:59 - Blood Work & Risk Philosophy 00:44:03 - Opening Clip: Sandra Bullock Threatened Me 00:46:19 - Ciccio Bomba 00:48:48 - Really Cool Collectors 00:58:31 - Heavy Metal Tooth Extraction 01:00:51 - Pizza Broad 01:04:29 - White Lady Reads Mean Comments 01:09:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:15:57 - Final Thoughts & Plugs 01:17:06 - Closing Song - "Ice Latte" by Craftmatics Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
0:11.3	Warmer temperatures means spring is approaching and it's time to get out there and light one up with the fellas.
0:16.9	Whether you prefer the patio, the porch, the backyard fire pit, anything is better than huddling up
0:21.9	in your garage like you've been doing all winter. Sit in a real chair, light up, pair it with a cocktail.
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1:10.6	We hang out with some real dickheads. Yeah, man.
1:13.1	Turns out. Turns out our friends are assholes. You seem like,
1:18.0	you seem like the least peer-pressuresome person in comedy, possibly that I know.
1:28.4	I think you're pretty accurate.
1:29.9	I know.
1:30.7	We were, off, off-air, we were talking about how peer-pressure-some, what dickheads are, friends are.
1:39.0	It's just, it's all they are.
1:40.9	Yeah.
1:41.2	So, so, Bert, Tony Hinchcliff, uh, uh, who else is another?
1:46.8	Shane Shane and Dave, Dave, both daves, Chappelle and a tell. Yeah. All very peer pressure some.
1:53.5	Different ways of doing it. Yeah. Everyone has their own style. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm guilty of it.
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