Hello and welcome to another collecting Alex podcast, a bit of housekeeping to start with.

First of all, I sound like I've got a cold because I've got a cold. I caught it on an aircraft

yesterday. I spent 14 hours and 45 minutes on a new Airbus A350. That's a world record

for me. I've never been in a plane for that log. I don't want to repeat the experience.

Edward Lover isn't here because he's not very well, but he also has to be skiing. I'm not

sure about that. Edward, but I think you are. Well, so Godspeed and I hope you do well.

But the most important news is that today, it was announced that Lilt is being rebranded

in the UK. If you watch this in the UK, they've taken one of the great fizzy pop drinks and

removed its name. So this whole day has been shattered for me and I'm going to do my best to get

through this podcast. It's because the totally tropical taste is no longer with us.

First up, we're going to start with our imaginary two car garage. This is already spiraled

completely out of control. So I'll read you this missing, which is like a Robert Browning monologue

on my phone. Here we go. By Neil Clifford. Oh man, I assume he's a man. It's a very successful 35

year old Manchester-based entrepreneur. He sold a stake in his IT consultancy business. He's worked

pretty much seven days away since leaving uni and has always been a massive petrolhead.

His number one dream has always been to buy his perfect two car garage. He's set himself

a budget of £150,000. He doesn't have any kids. He doesn't have any dogs. He loves track days.

He's just completing his arts course. That's how you train to be a racer driver and get your license.

And he does some Euro driving holidays with his partner during the summer months. So

let's open. Well, it's yours, Neil, because you wrote this. You thought about it more than

as to go on. Yes. Well, we all know this guy. He's an avid user of piston heads. He's been planning

this two car garage since he left university. He's worked his arse off. He's been considering

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