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Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

My God, Friday is the day when we had to cram everything in.

There's so much to do on Friday, I promise you.

You wouldn't believe it.

If you saw behind the scenes, it would be like a Brian Rick's fast later,

generally, people rushing about and doing all sorts

of interesting things and so this is where we we gently chide the the poor celebrities the people

who really think that you're remotely interested in seeing a photograph of them in the newspapers

or going along to to something and it turns out we're not really and so that's why you've had to suffer with poor Colleen Rooney, who turns up with sort of carrier bags. I mean, I don't know, she always seems to be Billy No-mates. I feel a bit sorry for her. She appears not to have any friends, but I'm sure she does, because she goes there every year. She obviously buys an outfit, and it sort of makes her feel feel good if she turns up and, you know, people seem fairly happy with it.

Imogen Thomas is the most boring person. She just sells stories to the papers, doesn't she?

But she's a curvy beauty, they say. She's turned her attention to designing stylish swimwear. It's unbelievable the talent these people come up with. Imagine. So what do you do? So bikini bottoms just maybe with a tie string at the side. Unbelievable dear. And a bra. How amazing. Good Lord. You design that all by yourself. What a bright person you must be. Stephanie Davis, straddling her boyfriend. No big surprise there. And of course, that's the extent of it. Unfortunately, because she's not the brightest penny in the box and she's a bit of an old soak, she doesn't realise that, you know, having pictures in the papers ain't going to get you work, and that's it. Terrifying, but I love it. Fern McCann, making her musical theatre debut in the Gatsby musical. As long as she doesn't speak, I think we should be okay. Oh, sorry, it dropped over me a yoghurt thing.

Megan McKenna went out with Pete Wicks.

I don't know who he is. He just looks like one of these peculiar people with tattoos up his neck. But that's the best she can get because she's chav and he looks pretty ropy at the best of times. times. Honestly, jeans with ripson, dear. How dated. And surely, actually, Pete, for somebody much younger, do you not think? I don't want to sort of mention the fact you're getting on a bit now. Sam Fahir's off with her boyfriend, Paul Knightley, and still posting selfies like anybody really cares, dear. Nobody's actually bothered with you at all for ages and ages. Your little star is on the decline, as I think you're probably

aware. All about that base. Tawi star, Nicole, goes out for a charity thing. Nobody knows

who she is. Nicola Bass or Bass or something like that, and she turned up for something

the other day, but as nobody knows who she is, it's a little bit embarrassing. So she goes

to a charity fundraiser and they go,

who is she? They go, oh, she's in towie. Oh, right. Who is she? I don't know. Just in towie. And so you've got a picture of her and you look at her and you think, you poor soul on us, you go out there and you still, perhaps she really believes that she's sort of terribly famous. Kate Wright and Daniel Armstrong, they're still going, they're really getting on a bit now.

They were out the other day. Again, the same sort of terribly famous. Kate Wright and Daniel Armstrong, they're still going,

they're really getting on a bit now. They were out the other day. Again, the same sort of thing, and now you just have to sort of point and laugh at them because they've got no idea what to wear. I mean, Kate Wright, not a clue. I mean, seriously, fat face is out there. Hips, the size of, I don't know, what, I mean, it's like a dredger.

And so they have pictures taken, and they think that they're sort of, they think that they're famous actually. Vogue Williams, who is 30 and Lauren Poppy is 33. Way too old now, Lauren Poppy. It must say, don't ever stand next to people who are attractive, Lauren, it makes you look really boring and dull and plain, but they went on to a, you know, it was another sort of launch for something. Jacqueline Josser, oh God, she's not out again, is she? Oh, with that ghastly boyfriend, Dan Osbourne, a rare date night at a charity event, obviously not that rare. He couldn't be bothered to dress up at all for it. And unfortunately, they obviously had to take the bus because he's holding an umbrella. Poor soul, honestly. But they've had to postpone their wedding. Oh, dear. That's a shame, isn't it, really? They were going to plan their nuptials as well as their parenting duties. Lovely, actually. He's already dumping the kid at home to go out for a night on the town fantastic geordy shawes mahony simpson another one not blessed with looks or or talent or anything at all really

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