Coffee Bean and Key Leaks

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

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4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2016

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

One of the busiest Starbucks in the country is the one located inside the CIA, with a captive caffeine-craving audience of thousands of analysts and agents working on gathering intelligence and launching covert operations around the world. The baristas go through rigorous interviews and background checks and need to be escorted by agency “minders” to leave their work area. There are no frequent-customer award cards, because officials fear the data stored on the cards could be mined by marketers and fall into the wrong hands, outing secret agents. Anthony and Jeff discuss normal jobs jammed inside extraordinary locations.

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0:00.0	Sup y'all, you want to know the secrets here, the secrets.
0:02.4	If you go to patreon.com slash we have concerns, you can get early episodes, you can get bonus episodes,
0:06.5	you can get super long episodes with special guests like Justin Robbery Young and How Lovelin
0:10.7	and many more to come patreon.com slash we have concerns secrets.
0:14.4	I get back on that and then use it to start an episode.
0:32.8	But don't buy loading human for PlayStation VR, this is we have concerns.
0:36.5	Hi Jeff, get out of here.
0:37.8	Hi, I'm Anthony Carbony.
0:38.8	Hello, concerned citizens, the CIA, the central intelligence agency.
0:43.4	Yeah, where we keep all the intelligence centrally located, convenient and yet not convenient
0:49.6	because you can't get in there.
0:50.9	We don't know what they know Jeff, they know a lot.
0:53.0	Well, they know some stuff.
0:54.2	Woo, Jeff, I think they know more than you think they know.
0:57.1	They probably know more than I think they know.
0:58.6	Oh, Jeff, the things they're keeping from us.
1:00.5	What are they keeping from us?
1:01.7	Oh, Jeff, we don't even know that's the thing.
1:04.2	Put on your tin foil hat, buddy, because I've got a theory for you.
1:07.1	I got a theory for you about what they're doing to us, what they're doing to the American
1:11.2	people.
1:12.2	Floraid in the water.
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