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Stiff Socks

Cockbuster

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2023

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

The boys investigate why Jack spent $200 of podcast money on Iggy Azalea’s Onlyfans, riff on the difficulties of getting p*ssy pics at the gym, and hear from a listener about a dude that acted weird after cumming.

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0:00.0

Okay, let me ask you a question.

0:01.9

At what point as a person, you go, oh, I'm a bad bitch.

0:06.0

I'll tell you.

0:07.0

All right.

0:07.8

You ever get that, I think there's two times in my life.

0:10.2

That post nut, when you look in the mirror,

0:12.6

or that post workout feeling.

0:14.0

There's something about like,

0:15.2

where you're sweaty and then you open the gym doors,

0:18.1

I haven't done that in a while,

0:19.2

but you open the gym, what?

0:21.0

Not as a me either.

0:22.3

Oh.

0:23.3

I haven't been in a gym in a very long time.

0:27.2

Anyways, but then you open the gym doors

0:29.1

and you can hit with that breeze.

0:30.6

Dude, like that serotonin level,

0:33.0

and I know how good it makes me feel,

0:34.6

but I don't work out as much as I want to.

0:36.7

Me either.

0:37.6

You could put a fucking equinox in my bedroom,

0:39.8

and I was still be like,

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