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Cocaine Bear Review

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4.4640 Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Cocaine Bear never forgets his lines. Synopsis Cocaine Bear is loosely based on a true story of a bear that finds and consumes cocaine air dropped by a cocaine smuggler in 1985. In this movie, instead of dying immediately, it does what everyone imagines in their head when they hear the words “Cocaine Bear”. It goes on an unhinged coked up rampage across a state park.  Along the way, Cocaine Bear’s, or as his friends call him, Pablo Escobear, crosses paths with drug dealers, thugs, rangers, children, and a mom. These people fare about as well as you would expect against Cocaine Bear. Review of Cocaine Bear The movie is structured basically as a slasher in that the characters are mostly there as fodder, and they are all trying to escape an unhinged, all powerful killer. However, even for a slasher, these characters have super thin development. None of them have what I would call an “arc”. Not even Cocaine Bear. The cast is serviceable with Kari Russel, MArgo MArtindale, Ray Liotta (RIP), and a bunch of newcomers. They just aren’t given much to work with. Really the most valuable and enjoyable thing that this movie gives you is the title. It’s going to be talked about in knowing tones by the same people that mention Sharknado movies without having actually seen it. To it’s credit, it doesn’t shy away from the gore, and earns it’s R rating, but doesn’t go crazy.  Overall, it’s ok. There are enjoyable moments, and the concept is novel early on, but it loses it’s edge very quickly and it becomes just a waiting game for the obvious ending. It’s a B movie with a 35 million dollar budget. I didn’t expect much, and it perfectly met my expectations Score 4/10

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0:00.0

Hey kids, I'm Koki the Bear, and this is my house. Do you like doing cocaine outside in the forest or on the water?

0:10.1

I do too. But it's important to be responsible with your drugs, because if you don't, I will fuck up your shi.

0:19.5

I will bach will you and your family

0:21.9

for another taste of that sweet, sweet

0:24.9

booger sugar.

0:26.6

So keep all your drugs

0:27.8

securely stowed away

0:29.1

in a lockable cooler

0:30.3

or hung from a tree.

0:32.4

Remember, only you

0:34.1

can prevent cocaine bears.

0:53.1

Is this a metal thing?

0:53.6

Yes. No taste. David. David. David, what is thing? Yes.

0:55.5

A little taste.

0:56.3

David.

0:57.8

David, what is this?

0:58.9

Pretty big.

1:01.9

I have to kill a lot of people.

1:03.8

Just tell me what you want me to fuck.

1:06.4

I have big tips and tiny vagina.

1:07.9

Oil me up, daddy.

1:10.9

I can't believe that Bryce prefers big tits.

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