Coat Full of P*ssy

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on easy bake cooters, bombing on a date, and the insane way Michael used to impress women. They also pick an official podcast football team, share some recent flight fights, and argue about how to ruin a sandwich.

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0:00.0	We're in.
0:01.9	Let me ask you a question.
0:02.9	It's toast to you.
0:03.7	I already turned it down.
0:04.8	Good.
0:05.6	Let me ask you a question.
0:06.5	Why are women cats and guys are dogs?
0:08.6	What is that?
0:09.4	Why is that a thing?
0:10.4	Wait, what?
0:11.4	Everyone thinks of women or cats and guys are dogs.
0:15.3	Because women that pussy.
0:17.3	You know what I mean?
0:19.0	Not bad timing.
0:20.0	Thank you.
0:21.4	I don't know.
0:22.4	I think dogs are dominating.
0:23.4	You're like, yeah, yeah, bark, bark, bark, bark.
0:25.4	I think cats are like mysterious and question things.
0:27.5	Interesting.
0:28.5	Why would you say that?
0:29.5	It's not what I meant.
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