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We all love TV. We love to watch it with our eyes and hear it with our ears.

We fall in love with the actors we see on the screen week after week.

Sometimes a ton of people fall in love with those actors and the actor goes, whoa!

People really love me for saying those lines good in front of the camera

and then they call their agents hey did you

notice a weirdly large number of people like me a weirdly lot and the agent is all oh wow

he's an Asian agent he He says, oh wow. Do the accent.

Nope. I didn't notice that. Let me call my friend Herschel Mandibam at the record company and

get you a record deal. And then another actor on the same show

our actor is in over hears that conversation.

They call their agent and is all, hey, listen,

that jerky face I co-star with is getting a record deal.

I'm gonna need one, or they'll become too popular.

And then his agent calls his friend Schlomo Goldenbaum at another record company.

Money is mailed to the stars. They sing pretty songs on the microphone, blah,

and before you know it, both these co-stars have albums out.

Some of them make a splash, some of them suck hot balls,

and everyone forgets about them.

But no one ever takes them seriously. hot balls and everyone forgets about them.

But no one ever takes them seriously.

No one ever breaks down these works of art by television stars on their merits.

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