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And now your host, Ben Polks and Chad Dundas.

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You're listening to another episode of the co-main event Mix Martial Arts Podcast.

I'm your co-host from ESPN.com, Chad Dundas, and joining us, as always, your friend and mine.

From mMA junkie.com and USA Today, it's Ben, how are you doing this week?

I'm doing all right, despite the fact that you kind of ruined my day by misdirecting me

to your bullshit coffee stand. Is this before or after you caused an hour and a half delay in a

recording because you, quote, got an assignment from the, quote, newspaper that you work for?

First of all, the delay was not quite an hour long, even. You've

already exaggerated. Seems like three hours. We were supposed to do this four hours ago.

We were supposed to do this show three weeks ago. I finally showed up. You know, and you keep telling

me about this coffee cart every time I come over here. No, I keep telling you to go to the coffee cart because every time you come over, you bitch about the coffee at the gas station. You're the dude who goes and gets his coffee at a gas station and then bitches about the service and the coffee there. Well, every other gas station in town seems to be able to get their shit together without having a bunch of ragamuffins running around the store.

But anyway, I go to your coffee shop, your little coffee cart across the street here, and I

realize it is not so much a regular business, per se, as it is something for drug addicted

teens to do.

I feel like I was up front about the fact that it has, that there's Christian over

there.

Christian overtones I can deal with.

Drug addicted teens serving up my coffee drink is where I start to get a little nervous.

You're like the dude who goes to Denny's at 4 in the morning and then it's like, oh, my

service is not impeccable.

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