Chrisie is going to be a buggy rock.

Chrissy is hilarious.

Chrissy, have you ever heard of the comedian Basha K. Ali?

No, that sounds like something you yell at before you blow up a plane.

Oh, my God. He said, Alie! Baja K Ali! 30 seconds.

What you say?

I have a little bit of this episode.

I have a misdrespect with you all.

I was very confused by the title, everything, at once because that's also what we call it when the ass takes off a skirt

I shouldn't be up here I shouldn't be up here I should be in school in the other side of the ocean.

Oh, boys and girls, welcome to another episode of the Chrissy Mayer podcast.

Yes, we are postpartum and loving life.

You can listen to this podcast on iTunes, YouTube, Spotify, SoundCloud, Podbean, even Twitter, Twitch, Rockfin, Rumble.

We're all over the place.

Before I bring in our fabulous guest, guys, check out my YouTube channel.

If you haven't watched or liked or subscribed, I don't know what you're waiting for, really.

Are you waiting for me to die and then do it in memoriam?

No, that's dark.

Do it now.

And watch my pregnancy stand-up special once in a lifetime until I get, unless I get pregnant again.

But those jokes are, they're retired.

And you can watch them, I guess, until next time.

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