Basser's seatbelt.

It's going to be a buggy rock.

Chrissy is hilarious.

Chrissy, have you ever heard of the comedian Basha K. Ali?

No, that sounds like something you yell at before you blow up the plane.

Oh, my God. No, that sounds like something you yell at before you blow up a plane. 30 seconds remaining.

Like, what do you say? I doubt.

I have a little disrespect for you all

i was very confused by the title everything everywhere all at once because that's also what we call it when the ass takes off his shirt I shouldn't be up here.

I should be in school.

The other side of the ocean.

Hello.

Good morning.

Welcome to a morning episode of the Chrissy Mayer podcast. I know. You thought I couldn't get up this early, but you were wrong. Here I am. Yes, it is Monday. February 5th. The Groundhog, again, did not see his shadow several days ago. It will be a shortened winter. Spring is coming, boys and girls. Yes. And before that,

before springtime comes, there is one more chance to see me very pregnant doing stand-up.

This is in like three weeks. See me headline in Morris Plains, New Jersey, Saturday, February 24th, 830 show at Tiff's Alehouse in Morris Plains, New Jersey, also known as the dojo of comedy. I don't know how much bigger I can get. So we'll see. We'll see what fits me. I'll just get a sparkly

tablecloth, drape it over myself with a belt. Keanu Thompson will be there as well,

featuring and Andrew Harms, my announcer from the Wet Spot on Compound Media will also be making

an appearance at this show. So get your tickets now at chrisie mayer.com. Not my last

show by any means before giving birth, but my last headlining show for sure. I will probably

be doing smaller spots around the city here and there. Oh, hi, Muffin. Muffin is here to say hello. I should make her a little platform so she can jump up because I can't,

I can't really, they don't want me picking her up anymore. They don't want me lifting over a 15

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