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Chrissie Mayr Podcast

CMP 721 - Malcolm Flex

Chrissie Mayr Podcast

Chrissie Mayr

Laugh, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Interesting, Comic, Comedian, Interviews, Standup, Interview

4.7632 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Malcolm Flex LIVE on Chrissie Mayr Podcast! We discuss James O'Keefe's expose on Charlie Kraiger, a Cybersecurity policy analyst and Foreign affairs Desk Officer in the Executive Office at the White House, Working Out, Sending your kids to college vs. trade school and more! 

FOLLOW MALCOLM:

flexyoursuccess.com https://twitter.com/Malcolm_fleX48

SEE CHRISSIE'S STAND UP:

2/24 - MORRIS PLAINS - https://www.tiffscomedy.com/shows/245329

 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Basser's seatbelt is going to be a buggy rock.

0:05.0

Chrissy is hilarious.

0:11.0

Chrissy, have you ever heard of the comedian Basha K. Ali?

0:15.0

No, that sounds like something you yell out before you blow up a plane.

0:19.0

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha sounds like something you yell at before you blow up a plane.

0:32.1

30 seconds. You say I doubt the whole stand up to something.

0:34.6

I haven't a disrespect to you at all all I was very confused by the title everything everywhere all at once

0:43.3

because that's also what we call it when the ass takes off in skirt

0:46.3

I shouldn't be up here. I should be in school,

0:59.7

between the other side of the ocean.

1:04.9

Hello, hello, happy hump day. It is Wednesday, January 31st, the last day of January. I feel like this month has taken just about all year. But guess what? You have one more chance to see me very pregnant doing stand-up. I will be headlining next month, Saturday, February 24th in Morse Plans, New Jersey.

1:34.6

The venue is called Tiff's Alehouse, also known as the Dojo of Comedy. This is a great,

1:40.0

they have very, I remember when I could drink, they had very strong drinks here, and they have very good food.

1:46.3

And they always have great comics, and not just because they have me often.

1:51.9

They have other great comics perform all the time.

1:54.3

But come on out and see me headline one last time as a pregnant lady, Saturday, February 24th, Keanu Thompson will be featuring.

2:03.7

And Andrew Harms from my compound media show will be doing a spot there as well.

2:09.2

And he is super funny. It's just going to be a great time.

2:12.3

And then I will be doing local spots. I'll probably be, you know, in and out of the city.

2:17.1

Whatever I could drive to.

2:18.3

They won't have me fly anymore. Nobody wants me giving birth on their plane, unfortunately. And,

2:25.4

yeah, I had to cancel plans to go to California because I was like, well, if I give birth in California,

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