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Inside the Closet

Closet Is Burning

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2018

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

#InsideTheCloset has had one hell of a week. Emma can't stop throwing up in Ubers, Matteo had article written about him that got his message wrong, and everyone's a little bummed out. That said, we have some BIG news coming up, we weigh the pros and cons of Cheesecake Factory, and have some travel coming up! Get excited, and come see us! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ See Us Live! - https://www.bandsintown.com/en/a/10807299-emma-willmann Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Willman, and this is inside the closet. Inside the closet.

0:06.0

You want to do the intro?

0:10.0

Hey guys, Mateo Lane and Emma Willman here for another episode of Inside The Closet.

0:13.4

Today we talk about a lot, our travel woes, the Cheesecake Factory, and an article that was written

0:17.8

about me in Attitude magazine and Emma throwing up in the back of an Uber.

0:21.4

Twice, I did it two times.

0:23.4

But she cleaned up.

0:24.4

I didn't even get you on the Uber, I'm a champ.

0:26.4

So enjoy the show.

0:27.6

Here we are. But we're here together under in my apartment this is

0:38.1

well this is how much after the day we've been through this is it we really are

0:42.3

dedicated to this podcast

0:44.1

material and I both had really bad days really bad days pretty pretty I had a bad

0:51.0

couple of days but then today was the most overwhelming because it was just like coming back to New York and then since I'm leaving again so it was just like

0:59.6

This will be inside the sad closet. Yeah, inside the closet on fire.

1:04.6

It's on fire.

1:05.8

I think it's so funny because like even when I woke up this morning I was like,

1:09.7

just you know the days you wake up you're like bad, like it's almost as if someone like wakes you have like

1:14.3

today's gonna be bad right who are you right you know I had this I had a weird I didn't feel that good

1:20.6

I felt good because I got I slept last night but I was taken a

1:24.8

red eye the night before and if when I the flying too much in the red eye and

1:29.1

there's a Sunday bucks up my stomach bucks me up and I was when I was depressed on Sunday, I haven't done this in so long.

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