The road stretches before you, but there's trouble ahead, stationary cars.

You're faced with the McDonald's side mission.

Do you, A, join the ever-growing cue, or B, take the next exit and treat yourself to a glorious Mackey's?

Detouring to McDonald's.

Start your side mission today.

All right, so a few things.

Since we start hour number three, welcome to the program.

I'm Jim Rome.

Telephone number is toll free, 1-800-636-86.

A couple of big, big things.

Number one, I'll return to Indianapolis.

We are back in Indy.

And it's been a minute, and it is awesome to be back. So that's first and foremost.

We're also back in Denver. So we added these two affiliates today. Really, really good news.

Now, if you're in Indy or in Denver, you may or may not know this, but we added a fourth hour.

And you know how I used to famously say. The show started at five hours. Then it went down to four hours, then went down to three hours, and I would think to myself, damn, I got this thing wired.

Five, four, three, and I'm making more money almost each time.

All I have to do is get down to two, then to one, then do a Rome report, and make the same amount of money.

Except not only did I stall out at three hours, I had to add a fourth hour back.

What's next? The Scrub Saturday show? We have a fourth hour. This is a four-hour show now.

So if you're in Indy or you're in Denver and you knew the show back in the day is a three-hour show. It is a four-hour show now, but it's an exclusive fourth hour that you can only get on our Rome Fast channel. And it's co-hosted by Adam Rank. I had never had a co-host before that fourth hour. So that hour's fun. That's something totally different. So you want to make sure you find that on the Rome Fast channel.

You won't get that on X.

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