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Almost Friday Podcast

Clog and Jog

Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Business, Stand-up, Improv, Entrepreneurship, Comedy Interviews

4.6606 Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

The boys are back from Nashville, where Liam was throwing up on planes and Will was clogging hotel room toilets. Will and Emily get into the dumbest argument of all time. PRESENTED BY JOSE CUERVO https://cuervo.com/ (00:00) Intro (13:04) Do You Believe In The Afterlife? (15:42) Emily's Destiny (22:29) College Baseball (25:34) Clog and Jog (33:34) Puking on the Plane (36:49) Characters (56:30) Van Life FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: WEAR THE SAME PANTS AS WILL! HEAD TO BIRDDOGS.COM/FRIDAY FOR A FREE YETI STYLE TUMBLER WITH YOUR ORDER USE CODE “BEERS” for up to $1000 RISK FREE ON YOUR 1ST WAGER: https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/sports/risk-free?wm=7085202&zoneId=1676294 GO TO BETTERHELP.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF ONLINE THERAPY   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up? Welcome back to the Almost Friday podcast. You know we're brought to you by Cuervo.

0:05.6

Jose Cuervo.

0:07.1

The original tequila, all about fast-forwarding friendships, which we like to do, obviously.

0:12.5

It plays a role in our friend group here at Friday beers. I love it. Great for shots.

0:16.6

High energy night. Pull out some quervo. Yes. It's going to be amazing.

0:19.7

Now, Liam, you and I met over a bottle of tequila and some nice bright moonlight. Yes. You and I shared our first kiss with Jose Cuervo, but wow. Look at how it's brought us together and brought us here. What was I wearing? Red lipstick and socks. Yes. What was I wearing? Fishnet. fish net fish not even like the type of clothes

0:39.6

fish net just a fish net like a trawler a fishing trawler we pulled it out of their boat and I

0:44.3

wrapped myself in it and it was too tight so your skin was just like diamonds purse and out of it

0:48.3

but we didn't care because we were drinking some Jose Cuervo margaritas yes nothing better

0:53.5

than a Jose Cuerva margarita on a hot day. A frozen one, if you can make it. Ooh. Oh. You got to try Cuervo Cristolino, too. That's my favorite stuff right now. Go take some Cuervo Cristolino shots. Yep. Take them for us this weekend, all right? Got one for me, one for Liam. Or two for me and one for Liam.

1:13.6

It is the only tequila I drink.

1:15.6

I refuse to drink anything else.

1:16.6

Yeah.

1:17.6

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1:18.6

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1:39.4

That's a great deal. Let's get into the episode. Hey. Hey, I almost start off with something nice. Emily, I think you wearing a nice outfit. I like it. Really? Yeah, they kind of like PJs and they're cool. I know. It's a matching set for those who can't see, but... I did not. That was, that sounded like... I think it's cool. Yeah. No, I know. I just like, I really like comfy clothes and I thought it's like nice enough that if I threw some jewelry with it, it could be.

2:04.3

Yeah, you look really comfortable. It's so comf. What's up with you? How was your weekend? It was really good. I got really drunk on Saturday with the Powers brothers and their friends and Billy. Time out. Is that... I know. I'm going to text on me and I have to shut the fuck out. Let me just go talk to him real quick. I can hear Jerry's beautiful laugh. Shout out to Mrs. Kanaugh, who is a podcast listener allegedly. She says she listens. I hope she does. Mrs. Kanawi love you, but your

2:34.6

son's being too loud right now and we have to quiet them down. I did so good. I went in there.

2:40.2

I put Jerry on one knee and Brendan on the other and I burped him. I asked them how they were doing.

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