Clips Best Lakers, Mavs Stay Alive & 2023 NBA Playoffs Start To Take Shape

No Dunks

Sports, Basketball, Comedy

5 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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On Thu.'s No Dunks, the guys discuss the Clippers owning the Lakers, the Mavericks keeping their play-in hopes alive, the wild Grizzlies-Pelicans OT game, and the Eastern Conference seeds starting to take shape. That, plus Mark Cuban says the Mavs lost Jalen Brunson when the parents got involved, reports that the 65-game threshold for awards will have a minimum minutes requirement, the Andrew Wiggins timeline, and cool overhead photography. -- 🙏 Please donate to Jade Hoye's GoFundMe: http://bit.ly/3K4z66c 🏝 No Buffs 'Survivor 44' recaps: https://www.youtube.com/NoBuffs 🤔 Is [This] Good? podcast with Trey Kerby: https://youtu.be/eXM9zF0qlOk 👕 New No Dunks merch available now: https://www.nodunks.com 📈 Subscribe to No Dunks on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/NoDunksInc 🗞 Subscribe to The Athletic, $1 month: http://www.theathletic.com/nodunks ❄️ Cold open: @60secondclassics: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRcPaTB9/ -- #NBA #NBAPlayoffs #Lakers - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 📌 Subscribe, like, comment! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Today's episode is brought to you by ... • Nütrl Vodka Seltzer: Made with vodka, seltzer, and real juice. It's Nütrl! The one with the umlaut! • Bombas: Go to http://www.bombas.com/nodunks and use code NODUNKS for 20% off your first purchase Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And the opening credits of the TV show Who's the Boss Tony gets thrown out by a mile during
0:10.0	a softball game.
0:11.4	Let's go to the tape.
0:12.4	So we open up on Tony getting wave to home, but you can tell the third base coach doesn't
0:16.5	really care.
0:17.5	He doesn't really believe in it.
0:18.5	He's like, yeah, you're probably going to get thrown out.
0:20.4	But then we can all go to the parking lot and light off those fireworks I have in my
0:23.6	trunk.
0:24.6	Tony is trucking down the line, daring his 38 year old hamstrings to snap.
0:28.6	And the ball gets there way before the runner.
0:31.0	So Tony's probably going to be out no matter what.
0:33.0	But if he goes low, he has a chance since the catcher appears to be an NBA small forward.
0:38.0	But Tony goes in hard with what's called the shithead slide.
0:41.4	This is an aggressive move done by people who are all hopped up on Nadi ice and they're
0:45.5	trying to impress a babe they went to high school with in the stands.
0:48.0	They're like, hey babe, remember when we slow dance to guns and roses?
0:50.8	The left side of the infield isn't phased.
0:52.9	They're not moving because they've played this team before and they know Tony's the guy
0:56.2	who yells out ding dong, the witch is dead before popping out to the pitcher.
1:00.2	He gets tagged out and if that isn't bad enough, he suffers a grade two concussion right
1:04.2	on the dirt.
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