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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. Cinco tomorrow Monday here on Kay Rock and people are out drinking. I already talked to a woman this morning that called for Ali Knows the News. It was already at a bar drinking. and and we've heard from quite a few people Texan, et cetera, that are also drinking today because why the hell not? So, Jake went out, was at a bar and was asking people that were drinking. If they know what Cinco de Mayo is all about, where we left off, it was this guy who had definitely the wrong answer. Can you tell me what Cinco de Mayo is celebrating?

Christmas for Mexico, no?

Mexican Christmas.

Well, now that you mention it, maybe not.

You realize how stupid it sounded.

After he heard it again.

When you repeat my dumb statement back to me, it sounds dumb.

I realize that I don't want to go on record as saying that.

That's a good one.

How you ever heard of Felice Navidad?

Felice Navidad.

I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.

Yeah, Merry Christmas.

And so you still think Sikidamaya is Mexican Christmas, I guess. Now he's back to Mexican Christmas. When he says police not me down, he's like, oh, that's right. I want to wish you, Merry Christmas. So this guy went from that is right to that is stupid to that is right. And that is not even the dumbest answer we hear from now. Here's someone else that was on over. They had no problem drinking, but they were not really sure what they were celebrating. Can you tell me what Cinco de Mayo is celebrating? Honestly, I'm not going to lie. I'm born in North Hollywood, Burbank. Ah, there's a good answer right there. It's born North Hollywood Burbank. She doesn't even know where she's from. Right. I went to have Catholic school my whole life. Cinco de Mayo. Something about, I'm not like Mexicans. Something about Mexicans. All right? Well, we're moving in the right direction. I still think something about Mexicans is a better answer than Mexican Christmas. Really? You think so? It's close. I mean, I guess she's not wrong. It is something about.

Something about. Right? Yeah. I'm not completely

go for it, do whatever the f*** you want to do. See what am I? I'm not too sure about

what exactly it is. Clearly, she doesn't know what it is, but she's saying if it's for you, you go do it. If you believe in it. So inclusive. We'll celebrate it. You know? If you believe what you believe in, fuck it. Go for it, you know? If you believe in it, if you, like it's a leprechaun. It's like the most woke. You know what? if you celebrate it, you go for it. You do you. It is a holiday.

I don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo. I go to woke. You know what? If you celebrate it, you go for it. You do you. Right. It is a holiday.

I don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo. I go do my work, my school, whatever during that day.

But if you want to go celebrate it, go celebrate it. Go drink. Go beer. Go tequila shots.

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