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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

CLIP- Vanessa's Tequila Tasting

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Go Rock, Klein Allie Show, about to start drinking some tequila in here, Mr. Suave Agave. It was nice enough to come in, listen to the show. Heard was talking aboutquila. So, look, he could school all of us on good versus bad and Cinco Tamayo.

0:39.9

Just so happened that we were going to have them coming Monday regardless. Just so happen, it seems like a theme show now. Yeah. And also, we should point out Vanessa had a birthday over the weekend. We all forgot it, except Alice, she remembered but didn't send a text. That's right. which is even more messed up than forgetting altogether.

0:35.7

It's not more messed up.

0:36.8

Vanessa was going to be blindfolded for this,

0:38.9

tequila taste test.

0:40.1

But the sad part is we didn't even have a blindfold, so she had to take Kibby's, Jake's dog's bandana. Well, that's a byproduct of Jake and his smells. Yeah. Okay, but wait, but they're all. Okay, question. Do I still need to do it because, like, they all look the same?

1:12.6

You don't need to do it, but you still need to do it.

1:14.6

But like they all look to them.

1:15.6

I know, they all look the same. Fine. Mr. Swavikab, I, but we're... These are all blancoes we're drinking today, right? These are all blanco. Yes, absolutely.

1:07.1

There's a lot of different categories.

1:08.2

Tequila.

1:09.1

And usually when you start getting to the real expensive ones, you're like in a nahua or something like that.

1:13.0

Right.

1:13.3

A darker tequila.

1:14.8

These are all kind of, the, not that you couldn't have an expensive, Blanco, but usually there's other styles are more expensive, right?

1:36.3

Absolutely, yeah. Blanco, you could actually technically age a Blanco up to 59 days until it turns into a repisado. So, you could have a Blanco that's still aging a bourbon barrel and all that. What's the most expensive tequila you've ever tasted? What does that go for? There's a brand called Fuenteseka, and that's a 21-year-aged extra aniejo. That one goes for about 1,400 bucks or so. Yeah. Not bad. And that's what I was going to bring you. I know. Well, you should have, but you should should up but she didn't i like venez in the blindfold all right so we're gonna try we have four tequila's here one of them is bottom of the barrel bottom shelf and one of them is a she's all that her hand so she's got we got a pouring her hand out all right and Vanessa will get hammered at the end of this as well. So the next hour of the show is going to be one of those.

2:18.3

I'm seriously so scared.

2:19.3

You know when you've been hung over from tequila?

2:21.3

Yeah. The smell it reminds you with that. Is that what you're saying? Then after one drink you get over that. Omar, play the volleyball clip. I want to ask you, Mr. Swabugabe. Swabugabia. What type of tequila do you think she was on when she said this?

2:17.0

Okay, volleyball. Now, if you really know your tequila, you would know how much tequila she you think she was on when she said this. Okay, volleyball.

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