Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey Rock, we're your Klein Alley's show.

If you're a mom with a confession, also known as a mom fession, it's a word we've made up.

Doesn't actually exist, but we'll give you a chance to get something off your chest before Mother's Day

could result in you winning the ultimate gift.

The gift. The gift of sleep, pillow, potentially a one-night getaway, spot treatment, the whole thing will be coming up next hour. So think of your mom fessions. A lot of moms have to keep stuff inside. They got to be the tough ones. Yeah, it's right. Just keep it in, you bottle it up,

and then eventually, you know, you let it all out at a magic mic show in Vegas or something. But now... Or on a radio show. Right, or on a radio show for a chance to win. The ultimate gift, the gift of sleep, that'll be coming up later. Allie, I know you were thinking to yourself this morning on the way to work like a lot of people are whatever happened to listener nicky that fell behind on our show oh my god yeah

and never wanted to listen live because she doesn't want to miss things. So she is stuck listening to the podcast. And she calls us from time to time to give us updates on how far back she is. I thought she was catching up. And she was really excited when we took a week off back in, I don't know, Christmas, whatever the the hell that was because she thought she'd have an opportunity to catch up on the show yeah yeah well here we have an update from nicky listen to nicky and for anyone else who doesn't listen to the show live you listen on the podcast and maybe you fall behind you may know what this is like i've experienced this not with a dumb radio show i've experienced this with tv shows before and a lot of times you somebody you or me would just give up give up and be like i fell back too far behind i'm never going to be able to catch up i'll just move on with my life that's why like when people will say things like i got in a terrible skiing accident i broke broke both my legs i think yeah that sucks but also it's kind of great because in some ways you're going to be...

Caught up.

You can catch up on things.

You can catch up on stuff.

Got what I wouldn't give to just break my legs. Break both legs? I mean, you don't want to do it, but if you did break both legs, you'd be like, great, I'll catch up on everything right now. Here's Nikki, and things are not going great for her. Hi, Klein and Allie.

It's Nikki D.

Um, it is, uh, what's the date today?

May 3rd.

May 3rd. Happy Thanksgiving. I just, uh, wrap up all the Thanksgiving stuff.

She's still at Thanksgiving. She's somehow fallen further and further behind, which I can't figure out because the podcast that goes with the show is, first of all, half the length of the live show, because there's no music in it.

And you can listen to it at, a lot of people tell us they listen to it at one and a half speed.

Yeah, but some people, they don't have a long enough commute, you know. Sometimes this is when traffic can really help you

Because you can get through a whole episode of Klein Alley Show

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