CLIP- Ally the Crazy Cat Lady
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
Audacy
4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
| 0:03.7 | so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:04.3 | And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Kay Rock, we are Klein Alley's show. It's always nice when we get to see into the future. And as a result of what we learned about on yesterday's show, Allie, we have your future. And this is what it looks like. Tonight, the next story of an illegal cat house, literally. Dozens of cats. Found inside at first, officials found 40 cats. That's going to be your future. And by the way, 40 is the number you gave us when you said that you went into this woman's house to find these two kittens that you're going to be at. |
| 0:56.0 | That's how many Rhonda had. Yeah. I spoke to her again yesterday. |
| 0:58.0 | Oh, yeah? Did you say I had second thoughts and this is a stupid move and I'm not going to be a person that has three cats in my house? my house no in fact i confirmed with some of the other animal lover friends that i have and they |
| 0:54.8 | said it is way better to get two kittens because they can play with each other and they won't |
| 1:00.0 | torture you or animal lover friends that I have and they said it is way better to get two kittens because they can |
| 1:12.6 | play with each other and they won't torture you or the older cat and yes in the short term it seems |
| 1:17.9 | weird but in the long term it is the right decision and she seemed very frazzled but I said can we get |
| 1:23.4 | the kittens earlier than you know a month from now and was like, I got to get rid of him. |
| 1:29.6 | Yeah, well, she was like, the room's full. |
| 1:25.3 | I need to get out. This is what's going to happen to you. You're going to go into some sort of a rapid mental decline, and you're going to start going nuts. And you even told me off the air, your mom is, your mom, you know, you think about who knows you better than anyone in the world. Probably me and your mom. |
| 1:26.7 | And my wife, but yeah. |
| 1:44.3 | And both of us are telling you this is a terrible decision that you will end up regretting yeah but both |
| 1:48.7 | of you are not cat people and you're both highly allergic to cats so you don't have a you have a bias |
| 1:55.6 | and i sent the pictures and videos to several friends and family members my dad oh so cute and my sister |
| 2:02.5 | oh my god you have to get them and then my mom it's just bubbles nothing bubbles nothing and the |
| 2:09.0 | response is did you get both yeah well she's right that's that's the right reaction because |
| 2:14.6 | and then at the end she was like oh they're cute but cute. But I think she felt like she had to say that. |
| 2:18.3 | What I've learned, too, is that there's a whole new type of math that I was unaware of. |
| 2:22.3 | Everyone knows about girl math where it's like, oh, well, really, I'm saving money by buying all these things because technically they're 30% off. |
| 2:29.1 | So if I buy six of them, I'm actually saving money. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Audacy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Audacy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

