This is an IHeart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Gary.

Live from Studio C.

C. Senior. Signor.

A dimly lit room where deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound, I'm telling you the bowels.

And today we're toiling under the title of the show.

Ayatola, we need to talk.

Or, fund the DHS already, you weasels.

So the first title had kind of a sympathetic kind sound to it.

And the second one, the shouting angry talk.

That's my art, right there.

That is.

Your whole shirt is your range on display.

I'm like the great, now I can't think of his name.

The old Shakespearean actor.

That's hell getting old folks.

I tell you what.

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