Now ability horror stories presents classic listener stories.

Hey guys and welcome to the May 2019 listener stories bonus episode.

Look at you putting the year in there like nobody knows.

Well I know but when people go back and

listen to this now that we've had one for 2018 now we've got one for 2019 so

there's got to be some kind of separation.

Otherwise, they're just all, you'll have four different ones that say it's May

listener episode.

Yeah.

So, I feel you.

So, show up your nose with a rubber hose

Like that what Trevolta used to say up your ho me up your hose up your nose with the rubber hose, remember?

Yeah, back in the day on the welcome back hotter.

Yeah.

Those were the days.

Pointer.

All right. So today we've got two listeners that call in and tell us their story.

So we got Christie from up in Canada and Jeff from up in Illinois.

Both fun stories, both completely opposite ends of the spectrum.

Jeff talks about a black dog, not the Zeppelin song.

I was disappointed, I thought that's what he was gonna talk about,

but it wasn't.

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