Clam Chowdah
2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2017
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
The Queens head to Boston with their best accents and have one of the most important debates of the century. They are joined by dad joke king Jonathan Katz, plus Nick Chambers and Emily Ruskowski.
Featured Performers:
Nick Chambers (@chamberscomedy)
Jonathan Katz (@jonathan_katz)
Emily Ruskowski (@emilyruskowski)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Jess. |
| 0:01.3 | What? |
| 0:02.2 | So I have some hot guss. |
| 0:05.2 | What is it? |
| 0:06.2 | W-O-I-C has Chipotle tuna salad in their vending machine. |
| 0:11.1 | That is so gross. |
| 0:12.8 | Like honestly, W-O-I-C, like thank you so much |
| 0:15.1 | for everything you've done. |
| 0:16.5 | But why not just have it be like a tuna salad? |
| 0:18.9 | Why a Chipotle tuna salad? |
| 0:21.4 | Who is going to be like, you know what I have a hunkering |
| 0:24.8 | for? |
| 0:25.5 | Not baked lays. |
| 0:27.2 | Not baked cheetos. |
| 0:29.4 | But fucking tuna salad? |
| 0:31.2 | I know. |
| 0:31.6 | That's gotta be like, you're working over time, like so much O.T. |
| 0:37.0 | Thanks for working late again, Steve. |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah, I mean, it wasn't like I was. |
| 0:40.5 | It's like Christmas Eve. |
| 0:42.1 | Thanks for working on Christmas again, Steve. |
| 0:44.4 | Yeah. |
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