CLACK! CLACK! ATTACK!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0	This is Andrew Cuomo.
0:03.0	Oh.
0:04.0	I would move Alan Hamilton build a ballroom.
0:08.0	Hmm, that ain't making sense to me.
0:12.0	You know, that ain't making sense.
0:14.0	They're a defense contractor.
0:15.0	What is it they're really after?
0:18.0	It feels like the C-O-N Spiracy. Why would Lockheed Martin build a ballroom?
0:25.6	Hmm, that ain't making sense to me.
0:29.6	No, that don't make no sense.
0:31.6	They build rockets, they build missiles. Now it's drinks to watch you whistle.
0:34.6	It's something sinister indeed oh why would
0:39.9	volunteer want to help build a ballroom oh that ain't making sense to me
0:47.2	I just can't get down with that man you remember that C from Batman they're gonna build
0:53.6	more surveillance technology.
0:56.0	Oh, turns out Hitler also built a ballroom.
1:00.0	Oh, now it's making sense to me.
1:04.0	Oh, there's been stuff hit the man.
1:07.0	That's the place that they all ran.
1:10.0	And it turns out that Trump has the exact same plan.
1:17.9	God!
1:18.9	Damn!
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