Circumcising Grandpa Prank Call

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4.6 • 669 Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2010

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Jared prank calls home depot as Barney...

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0:00.0	Thank you for calling the Hong Depot. This is Jerry speaking. How may I help you?
0:04.5	Hi, Jerry. My name is Barney. I had a question about your website because my internet just went out.
0:10.4	So I needed you to answer me some questions.
0:13.9	I'd be more than happy. Awesome.
0:18.0	Okay, what is it that I can do for you today?
0:20.0	All right. I was trying to order some pliers from you guys,
0:22.9	and I couldn't even tell if you guys had them or not,
0:25.3	because my internet went out.
0:26.8	So I was wondering if you guys carried pliers.
0:30.9	I'm pretty sure we do.
0:32.1	Give me just one moment.
0:32.8	Yeah, one moment, two moment, three moment, four moment, four moment, five, six, seven, you're late.
0:38.8	It was one moment.
0:42.3	That's not funny.
0:43.8	You lied.
0:44.3	You lied.
0:45.3	You lied to me.
0:46.3	You said one moment.
0:47.3	You were nine moments.
0:50.3	I do apologize.
0:52.3	I hope so.
0:57.0	Okay. What kind of flyers are you looking for? I was looking for something like stainless steel pliers or something that's going to be able to just like do a lot of work without breaking.
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