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So really, really fun special programming a note on WFAN on Thanksgiving morning.

Richard Neer will be doing the show from 6 to 10 a.m., the boomer and geo time slot.

Now, peel back the curtain, Richard Neer has a home, I believe, in South Carolina. Yes. Okay. And he's lived there for quite some time. And Keith Hernandez is his neighbor. I think, like, he helped Keith move into his house. He helped Keith move into his house. So is Keith going to join him?

So this is the deal.

Keith Hernandez is joining Rich from his basement, from Richard's basement, both on Thanksgiving morning. I'm assuming in their flat old P-Js from 8 to 10 a.m. taking your calls. Oh, that's great. You've got to be cool. And I think the setting is cool. the idea of like doing a show from home and here comes Keith Hernandez, you know, bringing the donuts.

That is very cool. I think it's cool. So if you listen,

8 to 10 will, the idea of doing a show from home. And here comes Keith Hernandez, you know, bringing the donuts.

That is very cool.

I think it's cool. So if you listen, 8 to 10 will be the portion of that program. But it got my wheels turning. Who are the top five celebrities you would love living next to? Be able to do random stuff with it. Here we go. Here we go. Number five. I'm putting a current New York athlete here.

I'm putting Cam Scataboo.

He's probably a blast and fun.

Plus, like, video games late at night. Go! Number five. I'm putting a current New York athlete here. I'm putting Cam Scadaboo.

He's probably a blast and fun.

Plus, like, video games late at night.

Now we know he can just go over, play some video games.

No doubt.

And he also feels introverted enough that I'm not worried about raging late night parties with him that I have to call the cops.

Yeah, he wants to be on his own, but can party when he needs to.

Yeah. but can party when he needs to. Yeah, and I think that's like a good solid neighbor to have. It's a good balance. The risk is you love him now, but I've seen the way you act as a fan. What if he has like a horrible, three-fumble game? You'll turn on him. You ask the exact question I want to ask. I watch these giant games at home. I could curse, yell, blow off steam, mother bleep this guy. Guess what? I know he's not home as I'm doing it. That's true. That's fair. All right. Here we go. Number four. How about John Sina? John Sater? Feels like the every man. I feel like he'd be great on a grill or a Friday night beer on the porch, but he's also still big and strong enough that, you know, a little burglary trouble in the neighborhood. I feel like I'm yeah no that's safe that's awesome i get the impression i don't know this he's he's he feels like a good dude yes you know what he feels like to me it feels like a phony oh i feel the complete opposite about it in what way i don't know just feels plastic no i think he's i think his i think his phony presentation is actually authentic like if that makes makes sense. It's why I like him. It's intentional. It's like he's making fun of the fact that we don't think he's mocking himself. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, he's in on the joke. Maybe you're right. I was just the feeling I have. I don't feel like he takes himself seriously. Oh, I think he takes himself way too seriously. You're talking about going on a retirement tour like this? I mean, you only do that when you take yourself way too seriously.

Everybody does that. Not everybody. Okay. Did you? No. Did Barry Sanders? I don't remember. No, the answer's no. Football's different because you get kicked out. Did Sean Michaels? No. Like, I'm sorry. Did Stone Cold Steve Austin? No. So I don't think everyone does it. Now, we know LeBron's going to do it. It's 20, 25. Eh, he's all about himself that John Senna. Francesa never did it either. I had a very good seat for the game. All right, here we go. Number three. Number three the top five celebrities You'd love the living next to How about Sidney Sweeney Lugie? She's got to wash her car once a month Right, there it is Yeah I mean I think that would be dangerous Just saying Yeah but if she all looking for is a car wash's just dangerous. Maybe if you're tiki bar.

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