I want you to dial up one of our coworkers.

Some know him as Sal Akata. And I want you to place the phone right up to the microphone and ask him very simply, is the NL East over? I could do that. He's on vacation today. He wasn't around. But I believe this is an important day to ask him that question since he tweeted the NL East is over. But we haven't heard him saying. Now, I will do that if you do one thing for me. Possibly. All right, I haven't been on the air in a week. You haven't either. Can you tell who's starting for the nationals tonight? Brad Lord. Yankees' offense hope he's the Lord of Fl tonight very nice anyhow here's your single

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i know i forget what don't be late All right. Cicode A 5O on W-10, it's always great. Yeah, now we can get rid of it. All right. Cinco Day 5O is brought to you by Helix Wireless, connecting everything everywhere. I'm sure last week was five Cinco's, Five Reasons Jackson Darch and start week one. So I'm here to save the segment here.

I'm here to give you the five reasons.

New York is still superior of Philadelphia with the Phillies coming in town.

All right.

Here we go. Here we go.

Number five.

Joel Embed's career is more disappointing than any current New York athlete,

and that includes Anthony Volpe's.

All right. Keep going. You don't like that one. All right. Number four.

Their teams have too many different coloring schemes. You know, you got an orange here, a red here, a green here.

At least, you know, you got a blue and orange section, a blue and red section.

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