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Evan & Tiki

Cinco Chaos: Worst Months of the Year

Evan & Tiki

Audacy

Sports

4.2988 Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Total midday madness as Shaun Morash unleashes another Cinco list and immediately sets off a studio-wide debate. His updated ranking of the five worst months of the year trashes December’s holiday illusion, destroys April’s cold rain lies, calls March the ultimate tease, buries February, and crowns January as the undisputed king of frozen misery. From there, the conversation spirals in the best way possible. The crew argues whether this winter has broken everyone mentally, whether “bomb cyclone” panic is real, and which months are absolute locks for the misery list, including the annual August heat meltdown debate. Callers then hijack the show with real-life fan perspective. A Bronx listener explains why international tournaments like the WBC hit on a completely different emotional level when national pride is involved. Others fight over swapping months on the list, whether you can actually escape summer heat, and why winter feels endless when the snow never melts.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, okay, that's right.

0:01.0

It's that time.

0:02.0

Sean Muresh in the booth, somebody hide the castle.

0:06.0

Hot-ticks flying phones ringing Evans yelling no!

0:11.0

Tiki's laughing chaos cracking nobody's in control.

0:19.0

It's Cinco de Rancho.

0:22.5

Bam! Crunch!

0:23.7

Let's go!

0:30.0

Let's go! Cinco de Lancho is brought to you by Helix Wireless, connecting everything everywhere.

0:33.3

This was a popular one a year ago, so we're here to re-update it.

0:35.8

So popular, several shows took it and debated it.

0:40.8

We're here to give you once again the five worst months of the year in updated fashion.

0:41.6

Here we go.

0:44.2

Number five.

0:46.5

Number five is December.

0:52.4

I believe December did not make my list last year, but I realized we just get clouded by the holidays.

0:57.1

If not the holidays, it's just a dumpy first sign that winters here.

0:58.0

December.

1:00.2

Number five on the worst months of the year.

1:02.3

Number four.

1:03.9

Number four is April.

1:05.2

Ooh, baseball's back.

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