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Cigarette Relapse with Andrew Santino | Soder Podcast | EP 12

Soder

Dan Soder

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

52K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This episode Dan is joined by comedian Andrew Santino. Santino confesses that he had a Cigarette Relapse. Drop us a rating on iTunes and subscribe to the show to help us grow. Dan is on the road all 2024! Get tickets @ https://www.dansoder.com/tour Sat, FEB 3, 2024 - Stamford,CT Sun, FEB 4, 2024 - Manchester,CT Boston | Feb 17 2024 FEB 22 & 23rd, 2024 - Cleveland,OH Thu, FEB 29, 2024 - San Antonio,TX MAR 1 & 2nd, 2024 - Comedy Mothership - Austin,TX Follow Santino https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/?hl=en Connect with me! Twitter: https://Twitter.com/dansoder Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dansoder Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dansodercomedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dansoder Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/@dansoder.comedy #dansoder #standup #comedy #entertainment #podcast Produced by @homelesspimp https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/?hl=en

Transcript

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0:00.0

That's the county

0:04.4

county.

0:05.4

They kept saying Los Angeles.

0:06.4

They're saying Los Angeles is carrying out their annual homeless count as 75,000

0:11.2

were sleeping on the streets in county on one given night last night.

0:15.8

They said in Los Angeles County,

0:17.4

Oh, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who,

0:19.6

but they found tunnels in Modesto.

0:22.4

No, that's here in Brooklyn.

0:23.2

That's here in Brooklyn. Do you think they tunneled all the way to Modesto?

0:26.0

They're like, what do you think? Do you think we got to the top of them working on? We know how to dig.

0:30.3

Dude, these choose one from Modest desk. You build a tunnel.

0:34.0

You don't just stop.

0:35.0

What am I stopping in crowds?

0:36.0

We're trying to go to China, but we stop them with their stuff.

0:39.0

Hello?

0:40.0

Dude, it's so funny that a Jew popped up like Bugs Bunny and he's like should have taken the left in Albuquerque

0:46.5

That's a that guy coming through the great said

0:48.8

It was very funny the way he came out of there. It was just it was like very ground-dogish.

0:53.0

Top-back down. I wanted his I wanted him to go up, pop down, and then his hat to stay on the sewer.

0:57.6

You know what I mean?

0:58.6

And then a hand, and then a hand grab it down. But they said that these people were living in

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