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Run That Prank

Church Usher

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

The Nephew tells a 47 year church usher to change her attitude.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:05.2

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:10.1

The subject, oh, my lord, get a load of this subject.

0:14.2

It takes three men to do one job.

0:17.8

Wow.

0:18.5

Uh-huh.

0:19.9

Uh-huh.

0:20.5

Uh-huh. We'll get into it in just a few. Right now, though, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for us, Neff? This is the ultimate usher right here. It is the ultimate usher. All of us that grew up in the black church growing up, This right here is that usher. All right. This ain't usher that's in Las Vegas. That ain't that usher. This is the usher. Okay. That's at the church. The finger in the air. Usher 100. Yes. Yes. Yes. She don't appeasninate it. If you listen to close, she says that I don't

0:56.3

apisinate it. All right. Here we go. The usher.

1:00.8

Hello. Hello. I'm trying to reach a sister.

1:04.8

This is Sister Kibb. How you doing?

1:07.2

Good evening to you, ma'am. I don't mean to be giving you a call this late in the evening, but I am the new youth minister. I haven't... My name is Sean Williams over at...

1:17.2

Missionary Baptist Church, which my understanding... Wait, wait, wait. Hold, what you mean New Youth Minister? What happened to be...

1:23.2

He's no longer with the church anymore, ma'am.

1:26.0

No? Oh my, no.

1:28.0

Why?

1:28.7

What happened?

1:29.7

Well, I'm not at liberty to speak up on night, but what I was doing is getting around

1:35.1

and making sure I met everyone because I haven't met everyone yet,

1:38.9

and I wanted to reach out to everyone at the church.

1:43.5

But listen, let me get down to some more business

1:46.1

because I've spoken with the pastor. We spoke. That's a bishop. That's a bishop. Yes,

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