Chump Line - 3.20.25

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🗓️ 20 March 2025

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0:34.1	I think the 18 Secret Service agents gave it away.
0:43.3	Hey, Howie, Tesla standsFA stands for Trump, Elon sticks it to liberal assholes. In another attempt to try to stop Trump's agenda, a judge in New York ordered the eggs go back to be priced at $9 a dozen.
0:50.3	Apparently this was the official response from Ben and Jerry regarding the changes made
0:55.0	by Unilever.
0:59.0	How many firearms did federal officials in Massachusetts seize from immigrant gangs,
1:05.7	bazillions of them?
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1:22.4	Villanist white Russians.
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