From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

Oh, hot damn, a protester thought it was a good idea to throw a subway sandwich at a member of the National Guard.

You don't have a clue.

So says Judge Janine Piro, guy got charged with a felony.

Sounds like he's going to lose his job.

It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Falla.

I still have my job, at least for the next three hours.

We're going to be talking with Curtis Slewa, a man who could be the next mayor of New York City. Of course, if he loses, Zoran Mamdani will become the final mayor of New York City. It ain't looking good out there in these streets. 888-88-9910 if you want a part of today's action. We're also going to be joined by a fantastic comedian

as well, because if ever there was a week to just lean in and roast a couple of marshmallows

while the world's on fire, it was this one. We have people out in the streets protesting a president

who's trying to lower the murder rate. Folks, a pro tip from me to you. If you're

mad at the president for trying to lower the murder rate, you don't have Trump derangement

syndrome. You are just effing stupid. Straight up, there's no other way for me to explain it to me,

to you. You are dumb. He's a lousy dad, but he's right. 888, 788, 9, 910. If you want a part of today's show, you can also call in if you don't like the show and tell me why, it does not matter. Jimmy, you're a pathological liar. Look at that. We even put my mom on the phone. But you know the rules. If you want to be a part of the show, 888, 788, 9-910, be a Republican, be a Democrat.

We don't care who you vote for. We don't care what you identify as. It doesn't matter, okay? You could be an American. You could be listening on the other side of the globe. You could be married to a member of Hamas. Actually, I don't know that the goats can dial, but you'd be welcome. That's what I mean.

Be a Republican, be a Democrat. Behave. Just don't be a bang. Happy Thursday. If you're in a good mood,

you are in good company. I'm in fine spirits. We're getting ready for Fox News Saturday night this weekend. We started putting the show together today, you know, because you got to figure out what's going to make it into your monologue come Saturday when they

sober you up to write the frigging thing. And there's just so much ammo in terms of like stupid

content. Like your job is a comic is not to get on the air and be like, hey, I'm going to make a really

good point so people vote for the Republicans.

Like, dude, I don't care.

I'm a 48-year-old man.

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