Christmas Stress Apocalypse & Trump Stuff

Opie Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy, Music

3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Dive into the chaotic holiday madness as Opie unleashes a hilarious tirade on why Christmas is pure torture for procrastinators and adults, from gift deadlines to crushing taxes and city woes. Joined by Ron the Waiter and Tony P, the crew delivers irreverent FUs to everything from RFK Jr.'s voice to Taylor Swift's bonuses, blending political jabs at Trump's ego-driven rebrands with a surprising twist: maybe thinning the herd is nature's way. Tune in for witty banter that exposes the real holiday grind and leaves you laughing through the stress.

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0:00.0	Good morning and welcome, welcome, welcome, all is welcome to the Opie Radio podcast.
0:18.7	I woke up with this thought.
0:20.3	What happens to Nick Reiner's Hanukkah Gifts?
0:24.7	I need to know.
0:27.2	With that, we say hi to what now?
0:30.3	What now is checking in?
0:31.7	How are you?
0:32.4	Late again says WAS 073.
0:36.1	I'm not late.
0:37.4	You're late. We have no set start time for this, sir. Scott Watson,
0:43.0	good morning, up the river. Yes, yes, yes, Nick, I'm rickin. How are you, brother? J.M.R. 369.
0:49.4	Is anyone else feeling the stress? I'm feeling the stress. I think today is the day. This is the cutoff.
0:55.3	This is the cutoff for us procrastinators. You've been looking online for Christmas gifts,
1:00.8	Hanukkah gifts. Today's the cutoff. Pretty much if you don't get your order in today,
1:07.5	it's not going to be delivered in time for Christmas. Today is the day. I'm
1:12.1	feeling the stress. Is anyone else feeling the stress of this? Or is everything just great out there?
1:21.0	You're just humming your Christmas songs. Oh, isn't this great? I love Christmas. Everything is
1:25.4	fun. There's no stress, no anxiety. Everything is working out
1:29.1	great. We don't like Christmas, right? We do it for the kids, right? Come on, who's with me? Do we actually
1:40.7	enjoy this? Do we actually enjoy this?
1:45.6	Oh, my God, the stress is getting the best of me.
1:50.5	It's F.U. Friday, make sure you let us know in the chat what bothered you this week.
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