Christmas Special: A Tale of Two Bumholes

The Scummy Mummies Podcast

Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn

Kids & Family, Self-improvement, Parenting, Education

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Ho ho ho! The gang's all here for this year's festive episode as we are joined by Nurse Jessie, Sam Pamphilon and Steve Hill! Is Sam divorced yet? Has Nurse Jessie got a new job? Why are Ellie and James Bond responsible for Steve getting corona? And is it true that we all have two sphincters? Tune in to find out!

We cover a host of highbrow topics from how men go to the toilet to when it's OK to fart in front of a new lover. Ham Review almost ends in a fistfight, and Sam tells a lovely Christmassy story about a Coke Zero bottle full of piss. Finally, as a special treat, The Accent Game returns.

NB: Unfortunately there were some technical issues with this recording - some gremlins got in and made parts of the podcast sound all roboty. So we had to delete some bits, such as Sam's chat about what he's been up to (a new baby and a new telly show!), Jessie's gift swap (we got her some feminine hygiene wash!), and the boys' turn at the Accent Game (probably for the best.) But there's arguably more than enough to listen to here anyway...

Thank you so much to Laylo Wines for fuelling this podcast with their delicious box wines. For £5 off, go to drinklaylo.com and enter the code SCUMMY at checkout.

Look out for Sam on CITV very soon in the brand new show Ted's Top Ten. And congratulations to him and Dorothea on the birth of their son!

It's not too late to book tickets for our Christmas show! We're coming to Clapham, Kent, Winchester, and more... Go to scummymummies.com for dates and tickets.

**WE HAVE A SHOP!** Visit scummymummiesshop.com for our ace t-shirts, mugs, washbags, sweatshirts and beach towels. FREE UK DELIVERY!

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Thanks for listening. Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! XXX

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0:28.1	play responsibly not available in Northern Ireland.
0:32.1	Okay. I can't do this here.
0:34.1	I knew you were going to say that. I knew you were going to say that.
0:37.1	I'm right. You can't do that.
0:39.1	All right. I'll do it for you.
0:40.1	You'll be fine.
0:44.1	Hello, scumbags. This is the scummy mummy's podcast.
0:49.1	With your hosts, Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorne.
0:52.1	Hello, hello. It's Mary Christmas time.
1:00.1	Who are you calling a home?
1:02.1	I am a home. It is the scummy mummy's Christmas podcast, everyone.
1:06.1	Hello.
1:07.1	I am Helen Thorne.
1:10.1	I'm Ellie Gibson and we have not one, not two, but three.
	...

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