Christmas Jammies: 10 Years Later

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness

Kim Holderness

Kim Holderness, Parenting, Laugh Line, Aging, Getting Older, Laugh Lines, 50s, Holderness Podcast, 40s, Gen X, Humor, Education, Self-improvement, Marriage, Penn Holderness, The Laugh Line, The Holderness Family

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🗓️ 12 December 2023

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

I don’t buy lottery tickets. Not because I have moral opposition, but because I know I’ll never get this lucky ever again. Ten years ago, we won the internet lottery. We posted a video we titled, “XMAS JAMMIES” and it went viral. To be clear, we didn’t intend for millions of people to watch that video. It changed our lives forever (it's even how you're listening to this podcast now!)

This week we talk about the lessons we've learned over the last 10 years. I wish I had better words to express our overwhelming gratitude for you, the person reading these words. We feel so lucky to be on this journey with you and we can’t wait to see where the next ten years take all of us. Check out our 10 Years Later video. Have a question for us? Call 323-364-3929 or email us at podcast@theholdernessfamily.com.

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Kim and Penn are online content creators known for their award-winning videos, including original music, song parodies, and comedy sketches. Their videos have resulted in over 2 billion views and 8 million followers across their social media platforms since they (accidentally) went viral in 2013. They have a best-selling book on marriage communication, a top-rated podcast, a fun-filled family card game, and most recently, they were the winners on Season 33 of The Amazing Race.

The Holderness Family Podcast is edited and engineered by Max Trujillo of Trujillo Media and produced by Ann Marie Taepke, Sam Pressman, and Ashley Cimino.

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0:00.0	At the Aldi Christmas factory that was once William Conkers, they kept last year's prices locked.
0:05.3	It was wonderfully bonkers. White potatoes only 15 pea and carrots, parsnips, brussels sprouts, cabbage and sweet,
0:11.3	just 19 p each.
0:13.4	All in store now.
0:14.8	Aldi, officially which cheapest supermarket of the year.
0:17.9	Share the love this Christmas.
0:20.3	Today at Center Parks, I didn't multitask. I saw the gleeful look on my teenager's face as she conquered the zip wire.
0:28.0	Today I didn't juggle meetings and pack lunches.
0:31.0	I helped my little boy paint a cute squirrel pot. Today I didn't stress
0:35.9	about a work deadline. I swam underwater aquajetting with my 10 year old. Life moves too fast. Precious moments last longer at
0:47.1	Center Parks. Cherish every moment.
0:49.7	Hey Kim, yeah. How does $40,000 sound?
0:55.0	Sounds amazing.
0:56.0	Where do I sign up?
0:57.0	Well, you might be a little too old to qualify,
1:00.3	not that you're beautiful and young and amazing.
1:02.2	But right now now high school
1:03.8	sophomores juniors and seniors can earn a $40,000 and $500
1:08.6	dollars scholarships through the big future scholarships program.
1:11.6	I'll ignore the first part about my age, but the rest sounds like an amazing opportunity
1:15.8	for families.
1:16.8	Sure does.
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