Christmas is For Crying with Melissa Nickerson

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

As 2020 draws to a close, Dustin and Melissa reflect on their family's most important Christmas tradition: Crying under the Christmas tree.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey everybody welcome to don't make me come back there we are a funny
0:07.6	podcast about family my name is Dustin Nickerson I'm a stand-up comedian the
0:11.2	host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me in the
0:15.2	due east wall of our studio slash daughters shared bedroom is my lovely wife
0:22.0	Melissa Nickerson.
0:23.7	Hello, hello, hello, that's how Melissa was doing sound check
0:27.0	just seconds ago.
0:27.7	Hight, height, height, height, height, height, height.
0:30.5	She sounded exactly like the Seagulls from the hit movie Finding Nemo.
0:37.0	Ten year old movie.
0:38.0	Ten year old, at least.
0:40.0	At least. At least.
0:41.0	I bet that movie's older than ten years because we are a thousand years old
0:44.0	So on my 20th birthday it came out.
0:47.0	Yeah, it was a really special day.
0:49.0	I remember it like it was yesterday.
0:51.0	Just the tension between, I mean, to be fair,
0:55.7	we have a little bit about it.
0:58.3	We have a Nemo who just wants his independence. And the dad just wants him to be safe? And the dad just wants him to be safe?
1:04.0	But he's got that bad fin.
1:06.0	Yeah.
1:07.0	I don't, Joe doesn't have a bad fin, but he's a 13 year old.
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