CHRISTMAS 2019 with MARIO CANTONE

Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast

Starburns Audio

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2019

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Actor-comedian Mario Cantone returns to help Gilbert and Frank usher in the holiday season with a spirited conversation about misleading movie titles, lecherous cartoon characters, politically correct Christmas carols, the genius of Paul Frees (and Frank Loesser) and the 80th anniversary of "The Wizard of Oz." Also: Jack Cassidy teams with Jim Backus, Judy Garland locks horns with Busby Berkeley, Ricardo Montalban serenades Esther Williams and Gilbert gets accosted by Snow White. PLUS: Jan-Michael Vincent! The musical stylings of Lucille Ball! "Christmas on the Ponderosa"! Tony Curtis tells off Danny Kaye! And "Frosty the Snowman" turns 50! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried and this is Gilbert Gottfried's amazing colossal podcast
0:25.8	presented by Star Burn's Audio, the home of the creator-driven comedy podcast.
0:37.3	Well, it's that time of year again and our guest is making yet another triumphant return
0:45.6	for our annual Christmas episode because after six years of doing this show,
0:52.4	he's become as much of a holiday tradition as you logs.
0:59.5	Figgy pudding and your drunk uncle screaming about socials.
1:05.2	Okay, you said you logs which represents something phallic which represents dick.
1:10.4	Yeah, yeah, so that's offensive.
1:12.3	And then you said, Figgy pudding, take the eye out and put an A and it's Faggy pudding.
1:17.0	I'm so fucking offended already Gilbert.
1:19.3	Okay, it's the tradition of dicks and Faggy pudding.
1:25.0	That's right. I love that. Very nice.
1:29.2	And a chick-fale for everybody.
1:31.2	Yeah, yeah, home-ohating motherfuckers.
1:35.2	Someone brought chick-fale for me.
1:36.8	Don't brought chick-fale. I've never tried it and I actually had a piece and they're square.
1:41.7	They're cubes of chicken. I'm like, where are the fucking bases?
1:44.8	They're cubes. I'm like, can you play crap with them?
1:47.6	I cannot believe it, cubes of chicken.
1:50.0	Thank you, Dave Simon for the chick-fale.
1:51.8	Yeah, get it out of here. Throw water on it. Step on it.
1:54.2	Shit on it. Do something with it.
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