Chris The Flight Attendant
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 27 October 2025
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Our question, what is your messed up air travel story? |
| 0:02.3 | 206, 803 Rock. |
| 0:03.8 | Hello, Chris. |
| 0:04.9 | Welcome to the men's room. |
| 0:06.6 | Ola, beach, Ola. |
| 0:08.5 | Ola. |
| 0:10.7 | All right, guys. |
| 0:11.8 | Well, I'm a new flight attendant. |
| 0:14.1 | Started almost six months ago. |
| 0:16.0 | All right. |
| 0:16.3 | How long is the training for that? |
| 0:18.1 | I'm just curious. |
| 0:19.0 | It was four weeks of intense training. What makes it sense? What is it, the emergency protocols or what? Well, a lot of people think, you know, we just stand up there and look good and hand out sodas. Some people look good. Some people do not. That's me. Yeah, I'm a good looking one. Good looking one. All right. |
| 0:38.2 | But it's mostly life-saving. We're doing everything up there. |
| 0:42.4 | You know, a lot of people think that, you know, we might have someone in row 22A having chest pains while somebody in 3C's having anxiety. |
| 0:52.3 | We're dealing with multiple things at once, but most of the training |
| 0:55.2 | deals with saving a life. And I had that opportunity the day I actually graduated. I got my wings |
| 1:02.1 | pinned. My son was there with me. And I was ready to go home. I was exhausted. So we board the plane. I'm still in my uniform. I'm doing what's called |
| 1:13.5 | dead heading home. And right after takeoff, about two minutes into the climb out, a passenger |
| 1:21.0 | in front of me hit the flight attendant call button. And I was so close to him, I got up and I'm like, |
| 1:26.1 | hey, what's going on? And he told me that he had like numb fingers and just didn't feel right. So another flight defendant came up and we kind of went through our questions and determined that it wasn't really serious, but we were going to keep a close eye on him. And it might be low blood sugar. And he got up, went to the bathroom, came back and said he felt better. and I said, hey, buddy, I'm two rows behind you sitting with my son. If you need anything, you just wave your hand. About 10 minutes later, he waves his hand, and I go up to him, and he said, do you have a row that I could lay down in? So I go look back and I see my son sitting there. I'm like, yeah, you can have our row. we were going to move and let him have it so he could just lay down. And he stood up, he looked at me. And then all of a sudden his eyes rolled behind his head and he collapsed in my arms. This is the first freaking day that you've got your pins. Yeah, I've got my brand new wings. and here I am with a guy completely gone. |
| 2:19.0 | He's just in my arms. |
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