Chris Martin Has Never Seen Maestro

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Chris Martin (Comedian, not a Coldplay) has never seen Maestro, but he rewrote it. Did Chris spend six years prepping for this script? Only God knows. Enjoy Chris' take on Maestro, a lot of talk up top (Kyle and Chris found out they are neighbors and didn't know it) and then some INSANE Before & Afters at the end. FIND KYLE ON THE ROAD! COLORADO, PNW! Check out Chris' new album, Above Ground Comedian, out on Blonde Medicine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	in a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this
0:07.8	is never seen it.
0:12.0	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:18.3	Hey everybody, this has never seen it. I'm your host Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before, and we read those scripts. Today, joining us the hilarious, very funny, very not in cold play. Chris Martin is here. Chris has never seen Maestro, but he rewrote it, and we read a script,
0:38.2	and we have a really good time. It's so much fun. I love Chris's script. His comedy is so
0:43.6	funny, too. You're going to love him. Chris M. Comedy on Instagram. He is a new special called
0:48.8	Above Ground Comedian. You can check out on Blonde Medicine, the same label where, where you know i put my album out so go find
0:56.1	his album above the ground comedian and uh he's just the best the script is so fun we found out
1:02.2	about five seconds before recording that we live one house from each other here in l.a so we go on
1:08.9	about you know it took us you know how I am. If there's
1:11.8	an ability to get distracted, I'm going to do it. But we talk about movies, some Oscars, Maestro,
1:16.8	acting, all sorts of stuff. We have a really good time. You're going to love this episode.
1:21.1	I want to thank you guys so much for listening. I really appreciate you. I appreciate everyone
1:25.3	who listens here. Anyone who subscribes the Patreon or any of that sort of stuff as well. I want to let you guys know. I know I'm hyping it up a lot, but I got shows coming up in Denver, Colorado, Fort Collins, and Boulder, as well as Portland and Seattle and the Bay Area and stuff. All those tickets are going to be up at Kyle Ayers.com.
1:46.1	I got some of the dates up there now.
1:47.7	More coming soon.
1:48.7	Please, if you're in Denver, Fort Collins or Boulder,
1:52.2	please get tickets to those today.
1:55.0	It would mean the world to me.
1:57.1	I'm taking out this show, hard to say,
1:59.8	the comedy about trigeminal neuralgia dealing with that,
2:02.6	and it's kind of the fallout of living with chronic pain, and the show means a ton to me,
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