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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Chris Grace Has Never Seen NCIS

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6677 Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Chris Grace (Superstore, new special 'Chris Grace as Scarlett Johansson' on Dropout) has never seen NCIS, but he rewrote it and we read his script! It's... perfect? We have a meandering conversation about tennis, viewing, not viewing, and more. NOTE: This was recorded a week or so ago, and we knew it would come out on/around election day. We briefly mention it, but mostly we don't. I left in a lot of off-topic talking and riffing and hanging out, just instead of cutting things down, I thought we could use some filler talk about other things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it.

0:12.1

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:18.5

Hey everybody, this has never seen it. I'm your host Kyle Ayers.

0:21.7

This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before, and we read those scripts.

0:28.8

Today, I am joined by the incredibly hilarious, very talented Chris Grace is here.

0:32.8

Chris has never seen NCIS, but he rewrote an episode and we read a script.

0:37.3

It is incredible.

0:38.6

It is so funny.

0:40.1

Chris has a new special out on Dropout called Chris Grace as Scarlett Johansson.

0:44.7

Please go check that out.

0:45.8

I love Dropout, and I just have a fun time with really everything they do.

0:50.3

Go check it out.

0:51.2

Give Dropout a look if you haven't.

0:53.0

It's so much fun.

0:54.0

I mean, you've seen Chris in tons of stuff. He was Jerry in NBC's Superstore. He is just so funny. It's a blast to have him in here. You're going to enjoy a script for NCIS. Ryan Singer joins us as well. It's a really meandery episode. I sort of left everything in just partially because

1:13.7

distracted with the election, partially because this will come out the day after that.

1:18.9

So, you know, we talk about tennis. We kind of talk a lot about what we are watching. Chris

1:24.0

recommends a lot of things. We got Chris's script in there, but this sort of a big

1:27.8

full episode of a lot of random stuff that I'm just kind of leaving in because, you know, it's,

1:32.9

it's just, it's, uh, odd days to be coming out. We recorded this a couple weeks ago, and I

1:40.3

know, I am recording this introduction on Tuesday, November 5th, but it is in the early afternoon.

1:47.1

So nothing's really known about the election in the United States.

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