Chris Fleming

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Chris Fleming feels in the constant threat of physical danger about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Chris sits down with Conan to discuss the 2022 Crandelier, injuring himself doing Irish step dance, and how he handles an audience that refuses to come along for the ride. Later, Conan drags Aaron Bleyaert into tribunal over his aggressive sparkling seltzer consumption. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (669) 587-2847.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Chris Fleming.
0:07.5	And I feel in the constant threat of physical danger being Colin O'Brien's race.
0:12.0	And you should. And you should, Chris Fleming.
0:17.5	Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brandy shoes, walking loose, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends.
0:32.6	I can tell that we are going to be friends.
0:36.9	Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, joined by my squad.
0:42.1	Sonam Ossetian, Matt Gurley.
0:43.6	How are you guys doing?
0:44.4	Hi.
0:44.9	I'm good.
0:45.8	We're good.
0:46.4	As you know, I'm confounded by the world around me.
0:50.8	Yeah.
0:51.2	So much has changed so rapidly.
0:53.4	And I, like a lot of people, find myself sometimes
0:56.6	going down an Instagram hole. Really? And I think a lot of people do that. But I found sometimes
1:02.6	that, oh my God, I just lost 20 minutes of my life. And I have very specific interests. I mean,
1:07.9	I'm a Beatles fanatic, but I also love guitar. I love these,
1:12.2	there are these different things. Vintage Batman clips from the 60s. So Instagram is starting to
1:17.5	know me and they're firing these different ads at me. And a lot of them are for, oh, here's a cool
1:21.7	little mini guitar neck that you can take on an airplane flight so you can practice chord shapes
1:26.6	and it connects to
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