Chris Charpentier has never seen Aquaman

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Chris Charpentier has never seen Aquaman, but he rewrote it, and we read his script with help from Zak Toscani. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, and play Build the Perfect Movie, Before and Afters and Character Card Head game! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.2	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it.
0:43.5	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:49.9	Hey everybody, today's episode is wonderful. We, the very funny Chris Sharpen-er joins us. He's been on the podcast before. Chris has never seen Aquaman. It's great. For some reason, the Aquaman thing, we talk about Major League Eating and Joey Chestnut for 15 minutes after. I probably shouldn't say that or you won't listen. But it's very fun. Chris has
1:11.6	never seen Aquaman's script is great. It's a really good time. The whole episode is wonderful and
1:16.6	hilarious. And Chris has a new album out called Brain Thoughts on a special things records. He's
1:21.6	one of my favorite stand-up comedians. You will really love him as well. Go check out Chris's
1:25.4	album, Brain Thoughts on a special things
1:27.5	records, Chris Sharpenteer.com or special things records, or you know how to find albums. It's crazy
1:32.9	when people tell you where the stuff is, like you're not just going to Google it anyways. So,
1:38.7	but you know how to find stuff. So go listen to Chris's album Brain Thoughts. And he's also the host of
1:43.0	the podcast Sports Bullies, which is a sort of like nonsensical, fake sports themed game podcast.
1:50.0	If you like the games we play here, you like Chris's podcast a lot.
1:52.4	I've done it.
1:52.8	It's super fun.
1:54.0	And so it's a podcast called Sports Bullies.
1:56.1	Chris Charpentier has never seen Aquaman. We're also joined in studio for the first time by Zach Tuscani, who is super
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