Chris Calogero Has Never Seen The Sound of Music
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Kyle Ayers
4.7 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 2 October 2024
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | in a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this |
| 0:07.8 | is never seen it. Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. |
| 0:18.1 | Hey everybody, this has never seen it. I'm your host, Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where |
| 0:22.0 | comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before, and we read their |
| 0:26.9 | script. Today we're joined by the incredibly funny. He's just so, one of my oldest comedy pals, |
| 0:31.6 | Chris Caligero is here. He has never seen the sound of music, but he rewrote it, and we read a script. |
| 0:38.5 | It's so much fun. |
| 0:39.3 | Jono's Lay joins us. Chris has a new album out, and some of that is up as a video on YouTube as well as a special. It's called Husky Boy. Go check out Chris's album. He's one of the funniest stand-up comedians. I know he's just so funny. I think we even start the episode of me talking about one of my favorite bits anyone's ever done is him. |
| 0:56.0 | It is so great. |
| 0:57.0 | You're going to love his script. We got a bunch of games at the |
| 0:59.3 | end. We try some new stuff. It's one of those vintage episodes. I don't know what that means, |
| 1:06.3 | but it's so much fun. You're going to love it. A lot of sports talk up top. So if that's not your thing, give us a little fast forward through until you hear the script. If you'd like, or at least until you hear our game where I make John O guess what movie Chris has never seen because he didn't know coming in. And so I make him hot, cold it. It's a lot of fun. Thank you so much. I think you're really going to like it. |
| 1:29.4 | You know, I don't even know what else to say. |
| 1:31.7 | Y'all are the best. |
| 1:32.9 | Soon we're going to get going into the gift exchange once again this year. |
| 1:38.6 | We're getting close to our annual Amy Miller appearance for the spooky Halloween episode. |
| 1:43.5 | And do the best. Have a wonderful day. I hope you enjoy this episode. Chris Caligero has never seen the spooky Halloween episode. And do the best. |
| 1:44.4 | Have a wonderful day. I hope you enjoy this episode. Chris Caligero has never seen the sound of music. Thank you so much. And oh, find us on Patreon. You would have already been able to listen to this. And it's extended. We got a bunch of cut stuff. That's all up on Patreon as well. It's only three bucks a month. You can go listen over there. and yeah, you're the best. Thanks if I saw you in Chicago again. Thanks to you come out to shows. Have a wonderful day. Chris Calderall has never seen The Sound of Music. I just, I constantly, because I was like watching your special. Oh, thank you. And it's so funny. And it's also funny because I'm like, I've known some of these jokes for a while. |
| 2:20.3 | It's a long time. |
| 2:20.7 | So many iterations. |
| 2:22.0 | Yes. |
| 2:22.6 | That it, I'm just like, it's amazing to me that they're even funnier than when you were maybe more excited about them. |
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