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The Howie Carr Radio Network

Chopped Chumps - 9.30.24

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Howie Carr

News Commentary, News, Daily News, Politics

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.

0:03.0

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0:08.0

restaurants to breweries to spas.

0:10.0

The deals are endless and they are cheap.

0:13.0

The deals are endless. Didi-bopping is indeed frowned upon in jail.

0:31.8

Joe Biden says if life gives you Yemen, make Yemen aid.

0:35.6

One of those illegal immigrant criminals comes after me.

0:39.2

I'm fighting back with joy.

0:41.0

Because joy is what I call my 12-gage.

0:44.0

Can I get myself a hammer here?

0:47.0

Or do I need to borrow one from Paul Pelosi?

0:51.0

Kim Wals is saying he's nervous to debate J.D. Vans.

0:56.0

Maybe a glass of nice warm horse milk will calm you down.

1:01.0

Hassan Nasrallah was generally affable.

1:05.0

And the pitcher on the mound is Yemen.

1:08.0

Up to that next is Biden.

1:11.0

Up, there comes the pitch and it's a it's a strike strike one union strike one from

1:18.8

Yemen oh yeah I think that Brandon has proven to everyone undeniably that a stupid person does not make

1:27.0

a good president.

1:28.0

That was your last jump line message.

1:32.0

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

1:34.0

You chump.

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