Chopped Chumps - 9.28.23

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🗓️ 28 September 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Chris Christie's Donald Duck joke might have bombed, but these chump line callers won't. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:10.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap!
0:31.0	This is Sheriff Buffett T. Christie, and I'm testing me at some bitch all the way across the USA.
0:40.0	It's come out of my gold logo for order, and I will get this some bitch.
0:47.0	His name is Donald Duck, and he will come down.
0:51.0	I see they reinstated the son of Trusco.
0:54.0	I guess Senator Ketter's behind didn't have as much stroke as he thought.
0:59.0	How can you believe a guy that says his son isn't a scumbag in his dog doesn't fight?
1:06.0	You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Republican debate, and then you have a slight Indian accent.
1:13.0	And you cannot go to a Dunkin' Donuts or a Trinity dream on the campaign trail unless you have an accent of a very thick Italian.
1:23.0	Hey Howey, I think when Chris Christie turned to the camera and pretended to call out Donald Trump,
1:28.0	he was imagining he was at the McDonald's drive-through, and they just short-changed him and they snug it.
1:33.0	If Cedermen can be, he can be puttin' on us too.
1:38.0	Al Pacino is more Cuban than Bob Menendez.
1:43.0	That was your last chump line message.
1:45.0	Thank you for calling Howey Car.
1:47.0	You chump.
1:48.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:51.0	Go to HoweyCarShow.com and click on store to get half priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:58.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.

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