Chopped Chumps - 8.9.23

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🗓️ 9 August 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:07.7	from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.2	The deals are endless, and they are cheap!
0:23.6	The first time show Biden went to the Grand Canyon, it was just called the Canyon.
0:30.0	Come on, man! Is that a fly on your dress? Or are you just glad to see me?
0:34.4	All this climate change talk is getting you excited!
0:37.2	No joke!
0:38.2	Janet Mills reportedly wants to borrow Governor Healey's new voicemail greeting for the state of Massachusetts.
0:51.0	Welcome home. How do I spend you all? A primitose.
0:54.0	Breaking news!
0:55.5	Today, Microsoft announced that its artificial intelligence software was instrumental in cloning its founder.
1:02.5	Resulting in the clone successfully being installed as the president of the American Library Association.
1:09.5	Hey Howey! Do you hear about Diane Finestein? Apparently she fell off the trapeze in her bedroom and her shoulder.
1:16.5	1-877 houses for illegal. 1-877 houses for illegal. 1-877 houses for illegal. Donate your house today.
1:28.5	Donate your house apartment, condo, or rental.
1:32.5	Today, to our 501-C3 corporation and help an illegal who won't help themselves.
1:39.5	That was your last jump line message.
1:42.5	Thank you for calling Howey Car. You'd jump.
1:45.5	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:48.5	Go to HoweyCarsShow.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:55.5	The deals are endless and they are cheap!
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