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Available wherever you get your Howie, we can get a two-for-one with the wacky Democrats.

When Elizabeth Warren is with Hunter Biden, he's smoking his crack, she can send smoke signals to the rest of the whack jobs.

Timon Tim tried to swim, but he really stank, and then he sank.

So you're telling me Howard Stern is still on the radio?

Christ, I didn't know he was still alive.

Scientists have discovered that New Jersey's earthquake was not caused by Tetonic plates,

but by Chris Christie's dinner plate.

So howie, now the Democrats are carrying knives.

Maybe they could sever that nerve that goes from their rear to their eyes so they can get rid of that crappy outlook they have.

Hey, Hillary, we got some good news for you. You know all them emails you couldn't remember?

Well, we found them. Yesterday wasn't an earthquake in New Jersey. Seems that Chris Christie

and La Monica McIver joined the jogging club together.

That was your last chump line message.

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You chump.

The greatest dental office I've ever visited,

Perfect Smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire is growing.

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