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Why is the country of Niger always spelt wrong when Joe Biden is reading about it from

a teleprompter?

Smith, he looks like a real creep, you know what I mean?

No Senator Markey, it's not time we deal with global warming as a healthcare issue, it's

time we deal with whining, delusional, self-serving, bombs like you.

The morphing of Joe Biden, one, I didn't know my son was in business, two, I knew my

son was in business, but I didn't interfere, three, I sometimes took part in my son's

business dealings, but I never profited, four, I helped my son in business dealings with

China, Romania, Russia, and Ukraine, but I never cut into his profits, five, all right,

so I made a lot of money trading influence with our enemies, influence pedaling is much

more lucrative than honesty, show hope I don't go to jail and end up like Epstein and

Gagan.

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