Chopped Chumps - 8.28.24

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🗓️ 28 August 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:08.0	restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
0:13.0	The deals are endless. Kamala, relax about the interview. Just stick to the playbook we gave you, the one that says
0:31.0	Trump Agenda 47.
0:32.8	When Kamala Harris was asked what were her thoughts on the wall,
0:36.6	she said, I'm so sorry, I never really was a fan of Pink Floyd.
0:40.6	The real story behind the Fracas at the Arlington Cemetery is that Brandon and
0:45.2	Cornpop finally took that lying dog-faced pony soldier out to the woodshed.
0:49.9	It just happened to be where the memorial was taking place
0:53.0	Now listen up howie
0:55.0	Kamala Harris is the greatest vice president in the history of the American vice
1:02.0	presidency in other words she is the in the history of the American vice presidency.
1:03.2	In other words, she is the greatest number two
1:06.9	in the history of in the history of number two.
1:10.5	Y'all can think Camilay Harris is just copying Donald J Trump, but I won't believe it until I
1:16.4	sees the assassination attempt.
1:18.4	Okay, Pamela, for $500.
1:21.6	What is the name of the camel Hillary Clinton is going to ride in on?
1:27.0	That was your last chump line message.
1:31.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.
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